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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by IGBC on Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:51 am

*watches tumble weed roll through the bar*
Someone should really close that door

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by ALC on Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:01 am

Blasted tumbleweed! That one has been rolling across the car park and through the door for centuries — notice how it rolls backwards! Bills needs to employ some cleaning staff.

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by Nakamura on Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:10 am

But certain tumbleweeds create rifts in subspace, some of which cause them to time travel! By removing the tumbleweeds we may cause them to interfere with our timeline in the process, possibly resulting in mutual destruction of our universes.
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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by PurpleKalamar on Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:47 am

*open the bar's door*
I've heard speaking about parallel universes... Life must be horrible in the wrong trouser of time, ask Terry. You guys should really bring that tumbleweed out of there. Take care about not bringing it to the hooded faces standing in the car park. Tumbleweeds and hooded faces do not make good bedfellows, I believe.

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by SpaceKookie on Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:52 am

If I have learned anything from the Doctor than that you should just point a sonic screwdriver at it to make a problem go away.

*points her sonic screwdriver remote control at tumble weed* Ahhh...it's not working D:

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by PurpleKalamar on Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:01 am

Gasp. Maybe destroying it with a Goa'Uld mothership will fix the problem. There may be some... Yeah, some collateral damages. I think it could be worth it to try this.

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by SpaceKookie on Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:08 am

Okay, before you do anything stupid with that Ha'tak I'll use the transport rings to get to a safer cargo ship :')

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by PurpleKalamar on Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:26 am

It's fun how doing something stupid with a Ha'Tak sounds pleonastic. I always thought that Ha'Tak were designed to perform stupids actions, about fighting each other unto death or enslave people, just for fun. Never mind, I've got a tumbleweed to annihilate. *press the fire button*
OF COURSE IT DOESN'T WORK.
*look above the fire system*
What the hell is this small black bag? It's written C4?! It reminds me something... Can't figure out what, it bothers me. Well. I'm gonna do something more stupid so. The more a Goa'Uld warchief is fed up, the more he becomes stupid, isn't it?
*carries a smile of retarded viciousness*

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by IGBC on Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:59 am

Stand back I'll use Sajukk to get rid of this thing. I brought it into the bar, I can remove it.

*fires*

...

*misses*

DAMN!

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by ALC on Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:03 am

Uhh, SpaceKookie, you forgot to switch the Sonic Screwdriver on!

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You didn't miss — it's a quantum tumbleweed, if you focus on it, it isn't there anymore, but slightly elsewhere, in a relativistic sense. So you have to aim at where it will probably be at a given point in the future. So we need a mathematician to derive a predictive tumbleweed movement theory — I smell a research grant Very Happy

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by IGBC on Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:29 am

Hang on if it's quantum tumble weed then we can force it to move by focusing our attention everywhere but outside.

*sets sensors the scan the room*
*tumble weed disappears*
*closes door*

There, it's outside now

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by ALC on Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:56 pm

Ah, but what about the infinite number of same quantum tumbleweeds which may also exist at slightly differing energy levels, not to mention the drag factor of temporal eddies...

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by IGBC on Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:00 pm

Well to be honest I don't see how we can solve all that without collapsing spacetime around the bar.

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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by assasing123 on Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:52 am

just saying you guys maybe had a bit too many drinks... plus everyone knows the best solution it's to use a death star
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Re: Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Post by IGBC on Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:35 am

[exceedingly slurred speech] I'm not drunk, this is a non-alcoholic pan galactic gargle blaster...

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